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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Opiates dont cause death, mixing opiates kills. Alcohol kills no matter what.
Alexander Vikman
No hormones in my country🇫🇮
I don't know but
You could say Trump used the White House to improve his family and friends' businesses. He took a crappy economy that Obama said was the new normal and made American business boom. So yeah, he helped himself and his friends. He also just happened to help most Americans, unlike Bloomberg and many other Democrats who are, right now, keeping their populations on house arrest so that they can try to get the federal government to bail them out of the holes they have put their blue states into.
Ravi Mahay
Fucking love Bill's conspiracies 🤭 he's such a great story teller that whether you believe what he's saying or not, he keeps you listening
Alx2672
American president is the closest to god that you'll ever get. Like if you could run to be the next Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan.
Max Charcoal
Well, 10-11 to my understanding isn’t really that early to have ones first period, reading up on the matter, I am reading that it’s actually pretty common. Girls hit puberty earlier than boys. While most boys become teenagers at the age of 12-16, for girls it is usually around 10-14.
Lifediving
On the spot men!!! Bravoo
viol8r007
I understand what Billy Blood Nuts is saying , but this image disturbs me to no end
285runt
Cause merica
tom einstein
Tf u talking about bill? Every milk carton says not from cows treated with rBST
Angami Accent
Damn Bill spitting truths
Jol Afa
Its not a $400,000/yr job, Obama bought a $20 million house in the hamptons, a $12 million house in dc, and a $18 million beachfront house since he left office. What will he buy next?
Patrick Whitehead
Its all about the FUCKING MONEY !
StarGamek
Thank you Bill for using your platform to say things that are important and truthful. I believe that modern truth will spawn chaos, but we need that to get out of the system we live in today. It doesn’t matter much about things I believe in, but one thing is true, and that’s ‘capitalism is the reason for most of the suffering in the world.’ Think about that question on both sides. What positives does capitalism convey? Do the positives outweigh the negatives? Keep in mind the millions of animals in the slaughterhouse. Do we really need that much fucking meat that we throw out their tortured life’s carcass?…
Ughh I can write forever.
tylerdurden4232
Katlien Jenner has a penis. Women in 2020 can have penises.
Ryan Jensen
My brain wants to link bad food to depression and depression to mass shootings. Anyone have any knowledge on this?
Ryan Jensen
That's why I stick with almond milk
Homeslicehero
bill make a video of you playing along to a song
x x
Wtf Michael blomer has 61 billon dollars 😮😮😮
Voteholder.org
vote on priorities, not people. vote like tinder, not like instagram…
Dean Machine
He's such a whiny bitch sometimes. But still too often.
OG NA$A
Ur real name is vitality ukrane
OG NA$A
Lol "bill Burris a terrorist"
Woodynic
Bill, you’ve been in L.A. too long.
Maestro
Bill "Little girls are getting their periods at 10 years old" Burr
OrangeNation
Bill nailed it. Of course the reason Billionaires like Trump and Bloomberg ran is to protect their own interest. Bloomberg jumped in because of the fear of Bernie Sanders winning. Hes the Billionaires worst nightmare on both the Republican and Democratic side
Matthew Weatherman
You like drums yet no mention of Peart's death? (or did I miss a podcast?) I do know you don't like Rush buy ya gotta appreciate the drumming skill.
Matthew Weatherman
Trump's not a real billionaire. His "brand" potentially has that value. His actual liquid assets and holdings are a few hundred million tops.
Matthew Weatherman
Hate to tell you this but LA water in most areas is on average cleaner than a lot of bottled water. Not all but a lot. Has been for years now.If you're still worried about it invest 300 bucks and get a reverse osmosis system. Ever smoke a Gurkha Genghis Khan? Good smoke dude.
WickedSharp 001
We are being poisoned
Lʏusị NɪɴᴇLɪvᴇṩ
Alright then, Bill Burr for president. Nah fuck politics, but you bet your ass I'd visit and consider moving to a place where a Burr flag flies high 🤘🏻🏴☠️
I'm up here in Canada-land 🇨🇦
A Boogie
My nuts dropped at 8 so I don't think 10 is that bad.
Edith Dlp
That is why I am vegetarian since 1994. And I do not drink milk because of all the hormones they give cows. I prefer to drink almond milk. I do my own almond milk to ensure it is as pure as possible. I also have a high end filter for my water. I haven't drink tap water since 1994.
Maxentius
Americans know that unchecked capitalism is literally fucking everything up but they've been brought up to believe that mild socialism and workers rights equals Stalin and gulags. You can see their predicament.
Jared Lester
Ol’ ImpossiBILL BURRger
Trivial Freedom
Bill, you need a drink to calm down
M H
They have their periods at 10 because they are obese, not because of milk.
Lauren Mcguin
When Bill speaks low the theories are true
Moorbilt
Billy Milk Stud ova ere
Alex Wu
paid for by…
Dean Ickes
brock brock brock
Dean Ickes
Is there a Grandpa Jenner ????????????????????????//
Dean Ickes
U mean Bruce Jenner right
Steven Lenarduzzi
Funny thing bill I don't think you would have been concerned about milk 5 years ago
Karl Slack
Nailed it mate. It's all about the money. True common decency never even comes into it :/
RJ Macready
My side hurts from laughing at that photoshop.
idontwanttousemyrealname
Girls get period at 10, because they're fat! I want healthier food and water, but lets be real…
kyle leite
U put ur head on goldbergs body lol
Eric Crouch
Bill thinks IsIs is real!!! 😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅
Brandon Lockridge
Bill what the fuck I’m watching The Mandolorian and the last person I expected to see was you 😂 such a good surprise.
Why ya going to Mos Eisley Bill?